I am currently sitting on the third floor of the library. I am smug because I managed to snag one of the comfy chairs. I am full because I just polished off my lunch of orange and homemade chicken soup. I am focused because I’m reading for Feminist Theory. I am tired because I chose the Downton Abbey finale over sleep last night. I am slightly uncomfortable because there is a woman I’ve never seen in my life taking pictures of me from a few shelves down.
This is awkward. She just moved around to my left and is taking some more.
Okay, it’s all right: she finally introduced herself. She’s part of the University Relations team, taking photographs for the UMM website.
Welcome to my life, friends. And you thought Kim Kardashian has paparazzi problems?
In other news, Morris is under yet another blizzard warning. Not knowing this, I walked to school this morning (not that there were other options had I known) through 33 mph winds. That was fun.
What was fun was that at one point in the walk, I passed my friend Andy. Not bothering to peel the scarf from his face, he shouted through it a quote from Shakespeare’s The Tempest:
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here!”