Odd Jobs

This afternoon at work (in the Social Science Division Office), my boss asked if I could type up a sign to put over the microwave, encouraging faculty to clean up after themselves.

Here’s what I came up with:

To a Clean Microwave:


A microwave to heat your meal

Only has so much appeal,


For when your leftovers deign to erupt,

Crusty stains are left for someone else to clean



To solve this dilemma, we have sought to provide

Some tools, found both true and tried:


Paper towels to shield your grub,

And Clorox Wipes, in case you need to scrub.


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